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Originally Posted by
Steve Honest
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i would like to place an order for 12 of these underpants units,
please advise of your earliest delivery date
SIr Montague toasty knackers
Dear Sir Montague
Sadly we cannot fulfill your order at the moment due to exciting further developments vastly expanding the range of attachments and fitments in our ground breaking USB underwear.
Take for instance our homage to the ill fated work of Count Von Zeppelin.
with the addition of a hollow plug, a short length of gas
rated flexible hose, a simple trigger adaption of a turbo dump valve assembly, + standard meteorological balloon.
Thusly a whole new era of convenience in handling heavy items of equipment in and around the studio has dawned.
The Mark 1 Flatulifter is unveiled here on gearsluts:

NB) for best performance a small change in diet might be of assistance.
Regards Fairfax