This might be my favorite necrobump in internet history. I'm fascinated with OP! Was he serious? Was he a troll? Is this a comedic bit? It's really hard to tell (a perfect example of Poe's Law) and either way my life is changed for the better.
If serious: indeed, a dim light inside that noggin.
If comedy: pure genius.
There’s NO possible way this wasn’t a joke . Although, I know for a fact people like this exist in real life…