Monotron!
Korg Monotron is fun as heck, deep as fark, and totally unfathomable for a real musician like myself, what with the ribbon interface. So I get my wife to play it, she's very creative. Lots of birdsong, but some Jaco Pastorius worthy bass from time to time. $60!
My Alesis Andromeda is exploding. It's always been dodgy, the knobs/pots need replacing, and the main processor calls in sick every once in a while.
I can't sell it in good faith to anybody, because it's sort of broken. So whatever twist of fate landed this in my hand, I say thank you, because it's like having a second member in the band who has mental health issues. It brings the og glitch to the process. And when it works, aw hells yeah.
Also getting some use out of the Korg Nub-ass. And the Yamaha CPreface piano. And the PAIA Fatman. All really weird, really signature, something different.
But for normal, vsti3, Surge XT.