I had been watching this thread with interest...had been expecting to see someone request a clip of the sound, then an ensuing discussion about the quality of the recording ("too much in the mid highs", etc.), followed by further discussion of the technique ("too much room, should have used ORTF instead of AB"), followed by, just maybe, some hazzarded diagnoses ("obviously a faulty frambulator, but I can't tell for sure because of the background coughing and HVAC").
DG