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Old 14th March 2014
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Worst thread on Gearslutz

I want an API console, but can't afford one.

That is all
Old 14th March 2014
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they sell the knobs, you can buy a knob.
Old 14th March 2014
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This has got to be tha worst thread on Gearslutz. No arguing about analog v digital, no trolling from the "My DAW sounds best /worst" Brigade.Not even a pic of a cat doin sumfink cute. WTF!??
Old 14th March 2014
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Thanks!

You could have at least argued with me!

original neve vs BAE
Analogue vs digital

Etc etc are quite ****, but this the worst...

I want api but I can't afford it
Old 14th March 2014
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The "Stupidest things you've ever heard during a session" used to be the best, but now it's the worst since the moderator removed all of the funnier posts from the thread.
Old 23rd January 2017
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I'm resurrecting this thread to nominate "Billy's Back ... Paul Is Dead" as the worst thread on Gearslutz.
Old 25th January 2017 | Show parent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay- ➑️
they sell the knobs, you can buy a knob.
I remember when the 1604 first came out I went to one of the trade shows and was drooling over one... the guy saw me and took pity on me he gave me a keychain knob...I still have it. API rocks.
Old 25th January 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by Citrus Fresh ➑️
Thanks!

You could have at least argued with me!

original neve vs BAE
Analogue vs digital

Etc etc are quite ****, but this the worst...

I want api but I can't afford it
There's no point in wanting things you can't afford. Stop wanting those things!
Only want the things you can afford, then go and buy them.
Old 25th January 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by Zyzygis ➑️
There's no point in wanting things you can't afford. Stop wanting those things!
Only want the things you can afford, then go and buy them.
#SpokenForTruth

This is some serious wisdom, and a major cure for GAS.
Once you buy the things you want, what do you do? make music.
Old 25th January 2017
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The worst thread is any thread with SmoothVibe posting. If you've been on here for a while, you'll know what I mean.

K-Man (or whatever it was) wasn't much better. At least he was simply a ranter, not an idiotic space cadet like the Vibester was.
Old 26th January 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by MikeInOttawa ➑️
The worst thread is any thread with SmoothVibe posting. If you've been on here for a while, you'll know what I mean.

K-Man (or whatever it was) wasn't much better. At least he was simply a ranter, not an idiotic space cadet like the Vibester was.
I often wondered what the heck SmoothVibe was on (and where can I get some), but there were one or 2 times when I almost feel in to his orbit, and snapped myself out it. haha

K-Man was like you say, more of a ranting audiophile.
Old 26th January 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by smoke ➑️
I often wondered what the heck SmoothVibe was on (and where can I get some), but there were one or 2 times when I almost feel in to his orbit, and snapped myself out it. haha

K-Man was like you say, more of a ranting audiophile.
Yeah, I always thought of SmoothVibe as the George Clinton of Gearslutz.

I miss the 'Vibe'.
Old 26th January 2017
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Well, we all know the reason we use 440 as a tuning standard is part of the global conspiracy to suppress healing frequencies.

Or was that SmoothJazz?
Old 26th January 2017
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  1. Open up your profile.
  2. Find the very first thread you every created.
  3. THAT's the stupidest thread on GearSlutz.
Old 16th February 2017
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This one!
Old 16th February 2017
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Here is a joke from my upcoming book of the worst jokes ever, called "It's the way I tell 'em":

Why did the computer geek get dumped by his girlfriend?.........






















........Because he sent her a gif for Christmas.
Old 17th February 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by Zyzygis ➑️
Here is a joke from my upcoming book of the worst jokes ever, called "It's the way I tell 'em":

Why did the computer geek get dumped by his girlfriend?.........






















........Because he sent her a gif for Christmas.
Good one!
Old 17th February 2017
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Ah, this is ALL CRAP!!! EVERBODY knows that analog knobs are better than digital knobs...GAWDAM IT....get your act together people!!!!!

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Old 17th February 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by foamboy ➑️
Ah, this is ALL CRAP!!! EVERBODY knows that analog knobs are better than digital knobs...GAWDAM IT....get your act together people!!!!!

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I got analogknob once, but my doctor said it would clear up with a bit of rubbing alcohol.
Old 17th February 2017
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Ok, another one from 'It's the way I tell 'em':

Why is it easier to change a light bulb in Germany?........




















.....Because many Hans make light work.
Old 28th February 2017 | Show parent
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I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young.

Should I still drink orange juice?
(More idiocy HERE.)
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Old 1st March 2017
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Come on guys. This is the MOAN ZONE.

To the OP, you want API, you can't afford API, heck you posted almost 3 years ago. Quit your dang namby pamby moaning, act like you got a pair, go earn some money, act like you have a brain and save it. Then buy the API. What the heck do you think dreams are for if not to motivate us to do more, to make more to buy more than we currently can buy. Are you some kind of goll darn communist???? Sheesh!!!

And PLEEZE! it took three YEARS for me to come here and set all this right????? I mean really, THREE YEARS???? This indeed must be the worst thread ever.

HTFU

Then go grab your dreams and make them real. Quit your whining. Make it happen. Then perhaps this thread won't be so PITIFUL!!!!
Old 1st March 2017
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Come on guys!
Together we can make this thread THE BEST THREAD EVER!
Old 1st March 2017 | Show parent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12ax7 ➑️
(More idiocy HERE.)
Man, I lulled so hard at that. The 'potent sperm' one in particular was just a thing of beauty.
Old 1st March 2017
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I'm sorry. But this has got to be one of the best posts I've seen lol. Seriously.
Old 15th March 2017
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I started making music 3 months ago and have yet to achieve that professional sound. I am now think it's my headphones. Any recommendations under $40?
Old 15th March 2017 | Show parent
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Originally Posted by 3rd Degree ➑️
I started making music 3 months ago and have yet to achieve that professional sound. I am now think it's my headphones. Any recommendations under $40?
Now that hits the head with a nail!
Old 15th March 2017 | Show parent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3rd Degree ➑️
I started making music 3 months ago and have yet to achieve that professional sound. I am now think it's my headphones. Any recommendations under $40?
Put them on backwards; then pan all your tracks in the opposite direction.
(You'll thank me later.)
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Old 15th March 2017 | Show parent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3rd Degree ➑️
I started making music 3 months ago and have yet to achieve that professional sound. I am now think it's my headphones. Any recommendations under $40?
You need these:

Old 15th March 2017 | Show parent
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Okay, now I understand this one:
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