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Old 11th May 2006
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For the record

The crocodile hunter is not the stereo typical aussie.

And there are not kangaroos everywhere

and i havnt seen a stinkin dingo in my life.

Koalas suck and there as rare as rokin hoarse ****.

I hate australia.
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Hey pingu you should check out Kangaroo island - it's got so many koalas they are in plague numbers. Don't spoil the image for all the foreigners man.
Old 12th May 2006
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Koalas suck and there as rare as rokin hoarse ****.

I have them in my yard regularly and I live in the suburbs.
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I have them in my yard regularly and I live in the suburbs.


I thought adelaide was just a big suburb west of melbourne







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I thought adelaide was just a big suburb west of melbourne









It is.............home of Pale Ale
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It is.............home of Pale Ale

Don't mind a coopers
Old 12th May 2006
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Originally Posted by pingu
The crocodile hunter is not the stereo typical aussie.

And there are not kangaroos everywhere

and i havnt seen a stinkin dingo in my life.

Koalas suck and there as rare as rokin hoarse ****.

I hate australia.
sorry to say but yep if you come to australia it is easy to find people that are just like the croc hunter, yes there are kangaroos everywhere, dingos are not hard to finds and neither is a koala

gotta say though

I LOVE AUSTRALIA

cheers ramjet
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