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Old 10th May 2011
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The Shure sm7 joke thread!
Sm7 sounds so good I don't even have to record the performance! In fact it sounds so awesome your ears can't percieve any sound coming from it!
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Old 10th May 2011
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The Shure sm7 joke thread!
Chuck Norris uses an SM7. Nough said.

:-)
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Engineers that use SM7s have potency problems.
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The sm7 can actually clean up the most distorted guitar tones.
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The SM7 is the only mic that can handle a Roundhouse KICK.

Graal.
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I don't know man, sm7 automatically tunes my vocals.
Let alone the fact that it doesn't even need a preamp.
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An sm7 taught me how to love a woman, and scold a child.
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It wasn't MJ's singing talents that made Thriller a Multi Platinum album, it was the sm7.
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there's nothing funny about the sm7. it's the greatest microphone ever made period. it's absolutely stellar.
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Old 10th May 2011
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The Shure sm7 joke thread!
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Originally Posted by malaclypse
An sm7 taught me how to love a woman.
With extra protection against blowing? ;-)
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SM7 is just a typo
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my sm7 automatically doubled and then quadrupled my vocal takes, translating them into Spanish and Mandarin versions, enabling me to deliver international releases
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the sm7 makes you feel like a man even if you're a woman heh
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Bruce Sweiden uses an SM7 to tenderize steaks.
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with an SM7, you CAN make everything louder than everything else.
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you know that voice in your head that tells you right from wrong? well, it was recorded with an SM7.
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Real men don't use the foam wind screen on the SM7.
You can tell a real tough guy by how many front teeth are broken.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Sutton ➡️
Real men don't use the foam wind screen on the SM7.
Real men often have broken front teeth.

yeah the foam screen takes away all the good sensation, so i just pull my voice out at the last moment.
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Don't you EVER sit on SM7........
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The SM7 flies further than any other mic from a slingshot
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they say with careful positioning, you can use an SM7 to record the future.
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There's a man Deep in the Jungles of South America who will touch you with his original sm7 and cure your cancer.
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All those "enlargment" e-mails you have been deleting from your inbox for the last ten years? Ads for the SM7. s'True, dam betcha!
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in Soviet Russia, SM7 sings into you.
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The Sm7 can´t be cloned by the Chinese, because it clones them first
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apparently there is an sm7 vsti due out soon?
I hear it runs only on valve pcs
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i like to strap an SM7 across the mixbuss. really makes the mix pop.
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Hahahaha

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Kaufman ➡️
Bruce Sweiden uses an SM7 to tenderize steaks.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malaclypse ➡️
i like to strap an SM7 across the mixbuss. really makes the mix pop.
my girlfriend tried to get me to strap it to something, too . . .
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