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The Shure sm7 joke thread!
Old 8th December 2020
  #361
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Bumped because we all can use a laugh now...
Chris
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  #362
Gear Head
 
SM7B Matters.
Old 8th December 2020
  #363
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1 Review written
🎧 15 years
On December 4th, 2020, scientists replaced the dilapidated and irreparable Aricebo Observatory dish with a Shure SM7 and have finally been able to record ET's farts.
Old 8th December 2020 | Show parent
  #364
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🎧 15 years
Best f***ing sound on the planet after this mod by WaltersS
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Old 29th December 2020 | Show parent
  #365
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🎧 5 years
The SM7 is so dry I have to put hydrating cream on my 1073 before and after every session
Old 29th December 2020 | Show parent
  #366
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The new strain of SM7b is supposed to be killer!
Old 29th December 2020
  #367
Gear Guru
 
That's why there's now a "7 Day Wait" and Mandatory Registration to own one. Except in Texas!
Chris
Old 30th December 2020 | Show parent
  #368
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15 Reviews written
🎧 10 years
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jules ➡️
The new strain of SM7b is supposed to be killer!
LMAO . . . Is it SM7B-19?
Old 30th December 2020
  #369
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🎧 5 years
What’s an SM7?
Old 30th December 2020 | Show parent
  #370
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jules ➡️
The new strain of SM7b is supposed to be killer!
Just wait for strain 3 and 4 and 5...unlimited strains...the war on strains could go on forever...and ever...and ever...ever...ver...er...r...r...r...r...like an SM7b in a feedback loop...

Old 30th December 2020
  #371
Gear Guru
 
Sounds pretty off the wall to me...
Chris
Old 30th December 2020
  #372
Gear Maniac
 
What is perfect pitch with an SM7? When it lands in the dumpster without hitting the sides.
Old 30th December 2020
  #373
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🎧 5 years
Old 13th January 2021
  #374
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My mom got the SM7 today but thats because she is 81
I am in the 7th group in line to get one
Perhaps by April..
Old 15th January 2021
  #375
Gear Maniac
 
3 Reviews written
🎧 5 years
I felt so humbled and unworthy by the prospect of owning the highly worshiped, but very affordable, SM7B, that I forced Sweat-Water to charge me double for it. But then again, they seem to charge double for their merch anyway.
Old 15th January 2021 | Show parent
  #376
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tridelica ➡️
I felt so humbled and unworthy by the prospect of owning the highly worshiped, but very affordable, SM7B, that I forced Sweat-Water to charge me double for it. But then again, they seem to charge double for their merch anyway.
But they love you...and their sales reps are your BEST friends.

Old 15th January 2021 | Show parent
  #377
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15 Reviews written
🎧 10 years
Quote:
Originally Posted by tridelica ➡️
I felt so humbled and unworthy by the prospect of owning the highly worshiped, but very affordable, SM7B, that I forced Sweat-Water to charge me double for it. But then again, they seem to charge double for their merch anyway.
Holy hooha, what a BURN!
Old 15th January 2021
  #378
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18 Reviews written
🎧 10 years
The SM7B needs a Cloudlifter. (That's the joke.)
Old 16th January 2021
  #379
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Like the Cloudlifter needs a SM7...
(do i detect a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup moment here?)
Chris
Old 16th January 2021
  #380
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15 Reviews written
🎧 10 years
Joke:
Once upon a time, Hipsters thought the 1948 designed Neumann U47 was too modern for their discerning ears, so they opted for the more vintage 1973 designed Shure SM7.
Old 16th January 2021 | Show parent
  #381
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🎧 10 years
Quote:
Originally Posted by andychamp ➡️
We know the Big Bang is real, because the SM7 was there to record it.
But it needed a Cloudlifter.
Old 16th January 2021
  #382
Gear Guru
 
And a proper Ohm.
Chris
Old 16th January 2021 | Show parent
  #383
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15 Reviews written
🎧 10 years
Quote:
Originally Posted by chessparov2.0 ➡️
And a proper Ohm.
Chris
There's no place like ohm
Old 6th February 2021
  #384
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🎧 10 years
The SM7 might be considered a primitive form of birth control for camels.
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