Dude, just cut it out. Youโre really showing your a** here.
Most of us have spent quite a bit of time, either as students, or working with, for or at colleges. We know how colleges and universities work.
Even by your simple budgetary criteria, IU still is one of the best music schools in the country. They have faculty who have been there for DECADES and a a budget that is larger than many schools have for their other academic programs.