Wouldn't it be cool to have a DISTRESSOR T-Shirt??

There must be some funny lines to put on it?!

-I Need a Distressor! NOW!!
-I am the Distressor!
-Hey, I'm with Fatso Jr. heh
-I don't need Cofee! I need a Distressor!

anyway, I guess there will be funnier lines, so mail'em

I would buy one!

Speaking of T-shirts, there is a new ladies shirt on the Merch page, click on the Merchandise button above..

Dave advertise ANY T-shirt you make here on Gearslutz!

Ok, here's a couple of designs I whipped up this morning while sipping my orange juice and crumbling toast into the keyboard... (hey, it beats reading the paper these days)

Dave, if you like 'em, I'll expect to be paid in gear! Lots of gear!!!! heh

and this one for the FATSO.

ooh.. is it getting cold in here?

those are great dave.

Holy Hat! Those are funny and GOOD! Dave G, you have to be a graphic artist or something to whip those things up! I gotta show the gang.

Ill get back to ya.

Dave, we must think alike, b/c from the first post, I was thinking about the knobs as nipples thing. -GT3

Actually, "Distressed yet?" Empirical Labs t-shirts are available for $14.95. Rev 1 shirts have a front pocket for us engineering-types.

Rev 2 shirts are pocket-free, for the producers amoung us.

<shameless plug> for more info, contact [email protected]

-g

Yessss very cool!
I want one of those NUKE shirts!!!

Keep'm comming!

I posted an inappropriate reply here concerning some captions for the "knobby" t-shirts, but deleted it because of the fear of being politically incorrect...

I was around at the right time to see them before you deleted them...
heh

**** PC... what were the comments? PM me with them, only religion offends me.

RUT ROH....

Hey Gie, Gil, and Alpha!!

I got TWO "Pocketless" T's, one in Black and one in that Blue/Purple shade!!

They are very cool, and everyone should buy a dozen!! heh

I don't buy t-shirts, it's bad luck. How are ya' Bob?

Hey Fibes!!

Recovering from my computer dying of the SARS virus, "Patriot Act", and the "War".

Last friday I bumped into GUNGI (FOH for Live), and he had an Empirical Labs jacket cool!
(besides that also some Distressors in his Rack )