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How many gearslutz does it take to change a lightbulb?
Old 21st January 2013
  #61
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Sorry for the off topic, but I can't get my lightbulb to work. It keeps telling me it can't find the iLok authorization.
Old 21st January 2013 | Show parent
  #62
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just 1, but he has to be Pro
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  #63
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🎧 5 years
No true musician uses the preset from a light bulb- I arrange 3 candles in my room to create a user patch
Old 21st January 2013
  #64
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1 to make a YouTube tutorial showing how skrillex does it
15 new members to sign up at gs and start threads asking how to do what the video says
30 to comment that their lightbulbs are better than these crap lightbulbs everyone buys nowadays
7 to say that that kind of lightbulb isn't technically 'real' lightbulb material
3 to debate the true birthplace and time of the lightbulb
2 to step in and derail the lightbulb process by starting a discussion on what light really is anyway
8 to say its more important that you figure a new way out of screwing it in even if it never makes it into the socket
8 to say that the other 8 are all talk and never end up with any light because they spend too much time screwing it up
1 to come in and babysit the process and put people in the corner if name-calling occurs

And finally

1 to decide after much discussion and heated argument that he doesn't really need the lightbulb in the end, as the candle was all he could afford in the first place
Old 21st January 2013
  #65
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Old 21st January 2013 | Show parent
  #66
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Have you seen what people are asking for vintage lightbulbs on EBay these days?
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  #67
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Take it from me, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, (GS themesong)

How many gearslutz does it take to change a lightbulb?-nam-june-paik-robot-1991.jpg
Old 21st January 2013
  #68
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This reminds me of the question:

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

The answer:

"One synth is too many, and a thousand are never enough."

Seriously, no self-respecting gearslut would get off of a gear discussion forum long enough to even notice that some damn bulb was out.
Old 22nd January 2013
  #69
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Old 22nd January 2013
  #70
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Can anyone tell me what lightbulb Vangelis was using when he recorded the Blade Runner soundtrack???
Old 22nd January 2013
  #71
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🎧 5 years
Use a 12 watt lightbulb, gives a nice crunch to the light
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  #72
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1 person if he/she uses logic, but 2 people if they use Ableton.
Old 22nd January 2013
  #73
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raddler ➑️
1 person if he/she uses logic, but 2 people if they use Ableton.
Nice.
Old 22nd January 2013
  #74
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🎧 5 years
I've got nothing.....
Old 22nd January 2013
  #75
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back in my day the bulbs were better--never had to change 'em
Old 22nd January 2013
  #76
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🎧 15 years
Light bulb? - meh.
Costs too much and takes too long to screw in.
Old 22nd January 2013
  #77
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🎧 5 years
Grrrrr! Since you changed the lightbulb none of my Logic projects load properly!
Old 22nd January 2013
  #78
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🎧 5 years
1 to ask how much they should charge for changing the light bulb...



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Old 22nd January 2013
  #79
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it takes at least 78 to come up with answers
and one moderator to move the thread heh

Old 22nd January 2013
  #80
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Pardon me for posting a SERIOUS answer, but...

yes, THERE really are video tutorials for changing a bulb:

How to Change a Stuck Lightbulb: 7 steps - wikiHow



This means something. I don't know what exactly, but it means something.
Old 22nd January 2013 | Show parent
  #81
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zyzygis ➑️
Grrrrr! Since you changed the lightbulb none of my Logic projects load properly!
LOL!
Old 22nd January 2013
  #82
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what brand of lightbulb should i buy as my first lightbulb?

i want it the light to be calming, but brighter than the sun.

inspiring, but not too hard to handle

must NOT cost TOO MUCH MONEY!!!!!

need to know NOW!!!!
Old 22nd January 2013 | Show parent
  #83
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🎧 10 years
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevism ➑️
what brand of lightbulb should i buy as my first lightbulb?

i want it the light to be calming, but brighter than the sun.

inspiring, but not too hard to handle

must NOT cost TOO MUCH MONEY!!!!!

need to know NOW!!!!
You sound like the kind of guy who will end up with a computer full of cracked lightbulbs.
Old 22nd January 2013 | Show parent
  #84
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karloff70 ➑️
You sound like the kind of guy who will end up with a computer full of cracked lightbulbs.
MUST BE NEW!!! CANNOT BE "VINTAGE!!!!"

must be cheap

yet have the utmost warmth!!!
Old 23rd January 2013
  #85
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been looking at this, but ebay prices have gone through the roof of late

How many gearslutz does it take to change a lightbulb?10 X GLS PEARL 40W 60W 100W ES EDISON SCREW BAYONET CAP PEARL LIGHT BULB LAMP | eBay

Old 23rd January 2013 | Show parent
  #86
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getmethough ➑️
been looking at this, but ebay prices have gone through the roof of late

How many gearslutz does it take to change a lightbulb?10 X GLS PEARL 40W 60W 100W ES EDISON SCREW BAYONET CAP PEARL LIGHT BULB LAMP | eBay

obviously a scam

i'd def wait it out

seen it go for much less
Old 23rd January 2013
  #87
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One and three others to say how he won't make it in the light bulb-changing business.
Old 24th January 2013 | Show parent
  #88
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getmethough ➑️
been looking at this, but ebay prices have gone through the roof of late

How many gearslutz does it take to change a lightbulb?10 X GLS PEARL 40W 60W 100W ES EDISON SCREW BAYONET CAP PEARL LIGHT BULB LAMP | eBay

Chinese knock off.....
Old 24th January 2013 | Show parent
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ozy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevism ➑️
seen it go for much less
and the price will tumble even further

as soon as philips releases its new Lightbulb Replica at NAMM
Old 24th January 2013
  #90
ozy
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Three pages, and nobody posted a joke based on "screwing" a lightbulb?!?

This place is becoming a boring adult thing.
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